Thursday, February 09, 2006

Does this Thong Make my Ass Look Big

Does this Thong Make my Ass Look Big?

35 Comments:

Blogger Prince said...

Yes it does make your ass look big, really big in fact. I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks!

Thursday, February 09, 2006 9:16:00 AM  
Blogger jeff jewett said...

Ok, you showed me yours, now stand back, I’m gonna show you mine!

Thursday, February 09, 2006 9:48:00 AM  
Blogger ebonyqueen said...

f***ing hillarious!

Thursday, February 09, 2006 11:04:00 AM  
Blogger Onanite said...

The HORROR!

Onanite

Thursday, February 09, 2006 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Thursday, February 09, 2006 12:44:00 PM  
Blogger Crescendo said...

Funny horror !

Thursday, February 09, 2006 2:30:00 PM  
Anonymous anish said...

LOL.... thats funny.. you need some serious workout.

Thursday, February 09, 2006 2:41:00 PM  
Blogger 'Thought & Humor' said...

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Thursday, February 09, 2006 3:38:00 PM  
Blogger Beauty said...

Lol, Oh My God! I'm F***ing scarred for life!

Thursday, February 09, 2006 4:42:00 PM  
Blogger Antagonist said...

NO.

Thursday, February 09, 2006 5:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No....your a** just makes that pair of farmer's overalls look like a thong.

Thursday, February 09, 2006 8:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY! Where did you find a photo of my sister-in-law!

Thursday, February 09, 2006 10:20:00 PM  
Blogger Sons of Dean said...

No, it´s a wonderful fleshy ass.
Adam Holberg

Friday, February 10, 2006 12:10:00 AM  
Blogger Jenny said...

XD! LMAO!

Friday, February 10, 2006 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous the goodyear pimp said...

... yes. that thong definately creates the optical illusion that your ass is bigger than a house.
you could be fined in 4 states for that much flesh....

B-D

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Friday, February 10, 2006 2:22:00 AM  
Blogger Javier said...

nice ass!!
you should've been proud to have it!

Friday, February 10, 2006 2:47:00 AM  
Blogger Rod Skullcrusher said...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Friday, February 10, 2006 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Heather said...

DAMN!! lol

Friday, February 10, 2006 3:37:00 PM  
Blogger _14u2nv_ said...

Hot!

I Heart Leopard Print!

Saturday, February 11, 2006 1:54:00 AM  
Blogger PainKiller said...

woow realy nice :)))

But... better to get jeans:)))

Saturday, February 11, 2006 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger Kat said...

bloody fantastic!!

Friday, February 17, 2006 2:30:00 PM  
Blogger El Patro said...

Uh, no. Everything makes your ass look big!!

Saturday, February 18, 2006 6:13:00 PM  
Blogger Red said...

Why.....no, but your thong sure looks small

Sunday, February 19, 2006 12:03:00 PM  
Blogger Lolita....... said...

in a word, yes

Sunday, February 19, 2006 1:46:00 PM  
Blogger MariusCaius said...

Madre mia !! Quel phénomène !!

Sunday, February 19, 2006 3:31:00 PM  
Blogger acura said...

Ca ct'un gros *sensurer* de cul ,a dois se mettre de coté pour passer dans dans un cadre de porte,Ceci illustre un cas d'abus de la bouffe a Ronald.M arreteravant qu'il soit trop tard,elle n'a pas écouter. Meme si elle ferait le tour de la terre en jooging e non a la marche soyon realiste il lui resterais encore quelque livres en trop sur son cul éénorme . Mon chat serais au paradie dormir la dessu .

Sunday, February 19, 2006 7:06:00 PM  
Blogger Teazer Man said...

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Monday, February 20, 2006 12:29:00 PM  
Blogger Latin's Lady said...

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Monday, February 20, 2006 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS CAN CURE WORLD HUNGER

Monday, January 14, 2008 7:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YO THAT IS A BIG ASS DID SHE HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY OR SOMETHING IMAGINE HOW BIG IT IS GONNA BE WHEN SHE GETS PREGNANT HER MAN IS GONNA BE SINGING "I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN MY HANDS"

Tuesday, April 07, 2009 2:36:00 PM  
Anonymous John said...

No the thong had nothing to do with it.

Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think its sexy... i wanna meet her

Monday, September 28, 2009 5:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that big butt so much that I got a boner.

Monday, July 12, 2010 2:55:00 PM  
Blogger The Colorado Handyman said...

Nah, you ass makes the house look kind of small.

Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:10:00 PM  
Blogger Marcus Morgan said...

what is her name?

Wednesday, December 26, 2012 5:32:00 PM  

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